Saturday, April 25, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
You must read this: http://boortz.com/nealz_nuze/2009/03/letter-from-a-law-student.html#trackbacks
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters,
We've stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know that we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and just will not ever agree on what's right. So let's just end it right now while we can do it on friendly terms. We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and each go our own way.
So here's a model separation agreement.
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a portion. That's going to be the difficult part, but I'm sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate taste. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can have those. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. And since you hate guns and you hate war, we'll take the firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. But you are going to be responsible for finding a biodiesel vehicle big enough to haul them around.
We'll keep the capitalism, the greedy corporations, the pharmaceutical companies; we will keep Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have the homeless, the homeboys, the hippies and illegal aliens. We will keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, the greedy CEOS and all of the rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and we'll let you have NBC and Hollywood.
You can be nice to Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer anybody that threatens us. You can have the peaceniks and the war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we will provide them with security. You won't have to worry about it. We will keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley Maclaine. You can also have the UN, but we will no longer pay the bill.
We will keep the SUVs, the pickup trucks and the oversize luxury cars. You can have the compacts, the subcompacts and every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everybody healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We will continue to believe that healthcare is a privilege and not a right. We will keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and the national anthem, and I am sure you will be happy to substitute in their place "Imagine." I'd like to teach the world to sing "Kumbaya" or "We are the world." We will practice trickle-down economics and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot. And since it so offends you, we will keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the friendly spirit of parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in about 15 years.
John J Wall
Law student and an American
P.S. You can also have Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda
It's been a while since I have blogged regularly but I'm back ; ) I helped work on some campaigns in 2008 and have been networking and making friends on facebook and of course spending time with family and friends. Oh yeah and working full-time and I have went back to college full-time so I have been a little busy. I do like this blog a lot and sorry it has been neglected for a while but no worries, I am back with a brand new blog come out very soon - maybe today. The new blog will be about the Healthcare system in the United States of America and President Obama's plan to SOCIALIZE Medicine here. I am a Registered Nurse and have found some great resources - please check back soon. As soon as I complete the information on this subject I will post ASAP.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Send them an email every day. Do not give up. Make their lives miserable. They do not like it when their blackberries buzz every 30 seconds. If the bill comes back from conference and it is loaded up (even more so than it is now), one or two may change their minds. We need to make sure to keep the pressure up no matter the outcome. It is not worthless. It takes about 3 minutes to hit all 6 of these. Tell them to vote "NO". Sen. Collins: Deputy Chief of Staff: Chief of Staff: Sen. Snowe: Chief of Staff: Legislative Director: Sen.Specter: Chief of Staff: Legislative Director:
Send them an email every day. Do not give up. Make their lives miserable. They do not like it when their blackberries buzz every 30 seconds. If the bill comes back from conference and it is loaded up (even more so than it is now), one or two may change their minds. We need to make sure to keep the pressure up no matter the outcome. It is not worthless. It takes about 3 minutes to hit all 6 of these. Tell them to vote "NO".
Deputy Chief of Staff:
Chief of Staff:
Chief of Staff:
Chief of Staff: